why are you putting your hands inside your pocket? people doing that are those who are busy doing nothing. Uhm, i’d rather keep my hands inside. you dont wanna see a couple of middle fingers stickn out, do you?
going to the office passing by edsa taft, i noticed a huge billboard ad of Binoy with a tag line, “bago mag aksyon, magproteksyon”. it rests atop the sogo hotel flanked by two fastfood chains chowking and mcdo. i easily found the ad terrible. i mean, who the hell needs a condom when eating.
i and tin were eating pasta and chicken when i realized that the word chicken-breast is a misnomer. been eating chicken all my life but i have never seen any chicken nipples before. haven’t caught a mama hen breast feed either. chicken chest is perhaps the more correct term, but i think it applies to papa roosters only. damn.
peacock is also a misnomer, no part of its body resembles a pea, more so a cock.
we watched ironman 2 last sat. tin noticed some flaws in the movie, in the race track scene ivan vanko was rammed against the wall repeatedly by stark’s chauffer but he survived without even breaking a bone. ironman’s armored knuckle failed to crush Ivan’s face either after some blows.
tin finds ironman’s circular chestbeam cooler than the triangular one. i would have to agree. throw in a red cape and he looks just like another superhero in a full body armor. not that superman needs an armor. this brings me back to my childhood superman curious question. is the man of steel even circumcised? well, kryptonite blades i guess.
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